Jul 04 2009
Why it Sucks to be a Rapper- Part II
We had a whole lot of fun with part 1 of Why it sucks to be a Rapper, and although some people didn’t get the joke we decided it was time for a sequel. Here is part 2 of Why it sucks to be a Rapper.
Written by Mohib from Mind Power Blog
MC Hammer
Rappers have the worst fashion sense
Scott Weiland
Rockers invent the finest Fashion Lines
Motivational Poster about Rap Music:
Motivational Poster about Rock Music:
Rocker Chicks:
Hayley Williams
Could you be?
The most Beautiful Girl in the World
It’s plain to see
You’re the reason that God made a girl…
Rapper Chicks:
Gangsta Boo
Could you be?
The Ugliest Girl in the World
It’s plain to see
You’re the proof that God made a mistake…
Rap Funeral Songs!?
Does anybody want the image of their dead body to remind people of Snoop Dogg and Eminem?
Percussion Instrument for Rap
Percussion Instrument for Rock
“Analyzing” Rock Sound
“Analyzing” Rap Sound
Take the sampling out of Rock music and we would have no Limp Bizcut
With no sampling, Rap would have no music
While I agree that most rap is made by talentless hacks, I have to say that your use of a bejeweled gorilla in the final photo is incredibly racist and offensive. It discredits just about everything else you could share in this site. Please remove the picture.
Sincerely,
a long time guitarist and would-be guitar.today fan
@ heirloomtomatoella- He’s so cute. What’s wrong with that? Most ppl use cats and dogs listening to music as in the famous motivational posters. The article above used a gorilla.
Here’s some really racist stuff, but that photo is just cute:
http://www.freakingnews.com/50-cent-Monkey-Nose-Pictures-26268.asp
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/TheWheelman/50CenthadsexwithaGorilla.png
That’s not gangsta boo, jackass.